What do you mean by “sprint 60 seconds?” Not picking nits, just trying to figure out what effort to exert since I believe not even Olympic athletes can go 60 seconds without their intensity flagging.

That is absolutely false, and the rules are clear about it.

Maybe I’m just a hopeless cynic, but if I get a compliment from somebody I’ve just met, I assume they’re trying to curry my favor and it makes me like them less.

True, but it’s the most efficient way to build that coveted “Bama Beach Body.”

What do you get out of cruising the comment sections, being unpleasant, and just generally spreading bad will?

That would be awesome!

Tig Notaro just got married 3 months ago. Her tweet makes me think she got divorced . . . unless she’s just obsessively looking through her ex’s Instagram?

I think that’s probably right. I’ve considered the same thing, although I’m not aware of pushing any harder when I have those “accidents.” It may just be a fine line between “too hard” and “hard enough.”

I think that’s probably right. I’ve considered the same thing, although I’m not aware of pushing any harder when I…

There’s a lot about this story that makes no sense.

Could be, but in addition to the occasional chin patch, I’ve also been left with a long, narrow stripe when I’ve used the clippers to buzz my head. It’d be a helluva’ coincidence if all my weak hair happened to be found in an orderly line.

Could be, but in addition to the occasional chin patch, I’ve also been left with a long, narrow stripe when I’ve…

This Remington is actually the one that I own, and while I can’t give it a 100% endorsement, it’s a good choice.

This Remington is actually the one that I own, and while I can’t give it a 100% endorsement, it’s a good choice.

This is great.

“My god, you’re so pretty.”

But there was no implication by Deadspin that he wrote it up yesterday.

I’m not buying it.

And what’s in it for Trump?

Coloradan, here.

If your standard is perfection, everybody will disappoint you sooner or later.

Amen. Laziest call in sports. Vin Scully says, “go to your room and don’t come out until you have something clever to say.”

Fair point. But, it’s a hypothetical I doubt many would disagree with.