That $871.6 million is revenue, not profit. Big difference, which I assume you know.

I was speaking in practical terms, not literal ones. Sorry I didn’t make that clearer to you.

I know you’re reading right now, Chris Kluwe . . .

“But the role of freedom of choice has to come into play here, doesn’t it? Those student-athletes with a legit shot at going pro are willing to take the inherent risk of playing college ball for the potential of millions of dollars as a payout.”

If we’re being accurate, this was riding somebody down, then subsequently cowering and being generally humiliated.

Wow. What a sloppy, disgusting mess of way to lose. It was the Skyline Chili of football games.

I bet she knew twins named Orangello and Lemongello, too.

Steve Smith was giving an interview yesterday, and after mentioning that he loved a former teammate, he awkwardly went to great pains to clarify that it wasn’t “that kind” of love.

Don’t you have a Klan rally you should be at?

Two things can be true at once.

It was very Kanye-esque. Both guys putting the spotlight on themselves at an inappropriate time, when somebody else should have been enjoying their moment.

Ali was eventually loved, but in the early and even mid parts of his career, the majority of white people thought he was a loud, cocky kid who should “be put in his place.”

Yeah, his response didn’t really address Mayweather’s point.

@Michael Ian Black

Manatees also like dogs in life jackets, apparently.

Money makes people fucking weird.

Ray’s more stabby than shooty.

Can you please not ruin my self-righteous rage with facts? Thanks.

She has a bit of a working class, Boston-esque accent, and speaks from her nose or the back of her head. It’s not pleasant.

Hmmm. I just attributed it to Conservatives being old and/or scared of everything.