Wait, we have the same username? Is that possible? Because I didn’t write the comment I’m replying to. I did just reply to AntiLag, but not with that.

“the liberals who feel nobody should have to work for anything.”

For the non-flossers who assume brushing is enough for fresh breath . . .

Being an adult is cool, but shit, I’d love to be 19 again. Super-fit, no cynicism, and my biggest responsibility is deciding where to get drunk on a Tuesday.

Noooooo. I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS.

I know it’s nearly impossible to shake off the Bizkit-stink, but Wes Borland is a pretty smart, talented, cool dude.

There’s a 0% chance these guys are not aspiring Christian vloggers.

Ah, Boston. There are times I miss it, but mostly not.

“Buckin’ Ears?” Are you Boston, Virginia or maybe Boston, Indiana?

LeBatard’s the best.

Where was the “inherent prejudice?”

Almost every tweet ever tweeted is thirsty. Especially celebrity tweets.

I also read that he lifted weights and practiced hitting baseballs.

I wasn’t saying “no” to the idea that it could happen, but to the OP’s idea that it should happen.

No.

I have no factual knowledge, but since the body seeks homeostasis, I’d think the introduction of acid (via the lemon) would suppress production of stomach acid.

I’ve read this twice and still don’t get it.

Lleyton Hewitt is so old, that even next to Jack Sock he looks stiff.

Joey’s beard : Weak jawlines :: Trump’s Combover : Balding

I only wash my feet if I think I’m going to get my toes sucked.