Best actor to appear in the most shit films? How is this even a debate when Robert DeNiro exists?

So he’s Jabroni Moroni?

But there’s no law presence near the site, right? So can’t family and friends come with supplies?

So many black, plastic-framed glasses.

And I wish my Subaru was a Porsche, but things are what they are.

It’s a good thing his erection is only 1.5”, otherwise this could get awkward.

Are we sure he’s not just trying to party in Vegas with Johnny Fucking Football?

I’m glad your wife is progressive and I’m sorry she’s made you write a comment on Deadspin on her behalf.

What made you think Tuaf was scolding JL for being multi-dimensional?

Bow-now-now-chikka-bow-now. Bow-now-now-chikka-bow-now.

You misunderstand my point.

Yeah, from what I’ve read, they demonstrated really poor judgment and paid for it with their lives.

I would also accept a picture of “me playing steel drums with the locals!”

I agree 100% and wrote as much a few hours upthread.

Don’t worry. I read her tweet and thought, “how can you thank God for letting you find your dead husband’s body when that same God let him die?”

So, what do you suggest?

I guess we’ll agree to disagree, but I’ll admit I’m baffled.

As the old saying goes, when all you’ve got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

All year, people debated if Cam was a “fun-loving goofball” or a “me-first diva.”

I just got chills. You sound tough! Bet they could use a man like you at that Oregon nature preserve.