You’re not going to like this, but I actually spent ten years managing/running various marketing departments and have an MBA with a focus in marketing.

Because even though your answer suggests Deadspin has no policy about how employees should interact with their audience, I didn’t know that, and some businesses do have such a policy.

Depends how old you are.

Redacted. Sounded mean. Didn’t intend for it to.

Not staged.

Has any Deadspin staff member ever been reprimanded for their conduct in the comment section?

“When Dirk Nowitzki and Tim Duncan have their farewell tours . . . “

Thanks for the extra info.

What’s your 8 year old think about being a big brother/sister?

Godammit that’s a cute puppy.

Seems about right. Had Romney won (and I’m glad he didn’t) he would have them all beaten. That’s a man that looks like a President. Tall, good hair, strong chin and jaw.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

Heart disease stemming from all those donuts and sitting on their asses?

I’m in.

“Toned” is such a bullshit and misleading word. There’s no such thing as “toning” your muscles.

Hello, Felon!

Not bad, but what do you do when when there’s a blizzard game in GB or Chicago and nobody can move the ball, let alone score six?

Playoff hockey overtime is so good, it’s how every sporting tie should be resolved. If the Tigers and Blue Jays go to extra innings, the Red Wings and Maple Leafs should have to stop whatever they’re doing and put on the pads.

It’s true. And the rules continue: “Should Burma be able to maintain its sovereignty across a fortnight, both teams will submit one bowler to engage in the bonging of pots of scalding hot Darjeeling tea until one man soils his britches.”

That movie had some of the most hilarious moments I’ve ever seen on the TV screen, and yet was still unenjoyable overall. It’s quite a feat, really.