Rivalry with the Jets? You meant the Giants, right?

Maybe Anna was thinking of Giants-Cowboys? Because, in the 56 years the Jets and Cowboys have coexisted, they’ve played only ten times and almost never in a meaningful game.

And then there’s Will’s hair . . .

It’s embarrassing how “we should always believe the woman” only applies until a woman says something that fails to validate our beliefs.

That would be a very bad idea. Get some perspective.

Oh, hai Mark.

I love Jalopnik, but like you, I’m an outsider on this. I live in the States but am not a car-guy and had no idea oil changes were such a point of pride and contention.

It may not erase anything, but it certainly fixes it.

We share a Vine-losophy (and a love of weed). These are all spontaneously, effortlessly hilarious.

Nostalgia is cool. It’s a neat emotion that sometimes feels like time travel. But, it’s not related in any way to quality and it’s not sustainable. (It’s the same reason high school reunions are fun for one night, every 20 years.)

“Whoa. How’s he throw a ball so far?”

You’re giving way too much credit to Texans.

The illustrations on Deadspin are so good but I can’t tell what’s going on with this one. Can anybody help? All I see is two renderings of the same proposed stadium, maybe with some silhouettes over the one on the right.

Not as embarrassing as when the writers had Landry kill a guy, but I love the show enough to pretend that arc never happened.

“I mean, I know it’s what Hollywood wants now, but why?”

Clear eyes, full heart, can’t lose. Best non-cable drama ever.

Your father is correct.

Trade rumors have Howard headed to Miami. Unlike a frozen hamburger, he’ll still be shitty and unlikable after the addition of Heat.

The sleep injuries are the worst!

I like to mix the two.