Enlighten me.

Another 39 year old here, and I can confirm it sucks really hard!

I didn’t know that “boom” had gone out of style, so thanks for the pop-culture lesson.

Ahhhhhh! There’s the appositive. I was looking at everything but the final line of my comment and couldn’t find it for the life of me. Thanks for the grammar lesson, I literally asked for it.

Boom, roasted?

Ask your mom about my finishing move.

We’re misunderstanding each other.

I wish the internet were better at conveying tone. Your comment is either mean or hilarious. Probably hilarious. Either way, I don’t think there’s an appositive in my comment.

That’s fun to say!

I heard he was feeling overwhelmed by how many shows he had on his Netflix queue.

Has anybody told Jason Terry and Andrew Rodgers that they were in altercation tonight?

“But still, I rise. Usually, around two in the afternoon. And once I pop a few aspirin and figure out where I am, I take an Uber home.”

Brady offered the broadest, emptiest platitude, saying, “I support all of my friends in everything they do.” If you think this actually means that Brady agrees with every opinion, idea and belief of every one of his friends, then I don’t know what to say to you.

Samer’s being childish by going “Ooooh! You said ‘everything!’ That means you want to ban Muslims.”

Fortunately, my family believed in closing bathroom doors.

On the topic of open bedroom doors . . .

Right, but do you think he meant “everything,” or do you think Samer was seizing on the kind of imprecision common to all of our speech, in order to draw the sensational and conclusion that Brady wants to ban all Muslims.

Oh, yeah. Haven’t seen him around in any capacity in a while, now that you mention it.

It’s “fuh,” but if somebody says “pho,” that works, too.

That’s fair. I think most people that support Trump to any extent are idiots.