aw, man, reading this brought me back to three glorious years on the coast, makin’ eggs n bacon, wakin’ n bakin’, and aggressively chilling over hop-heavy craft brews till the end of SNF. never was i happier to embody a region’s stereotypes so fully.

Hi there Aubrey

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

I’m a big college football fan and live in Ohio. Went over to San Francisco last September for work. Saturday was fantastic. Literally football all day from the time I woke up until I went to bed. And going to bed meant like 10 or 11. Not 3am. Those PAC 12 games get crazy late. It’s THE BEST THING EVER.

In the end though, there’s just one question:

St. Louis

Houston

Baltimore

Cleveland

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

That actually sounds delightful. My wish (though it would never work) would be to just keep myself on East Coast time and sleep from 3 to 11, which would be exactly how I would want to sleep...except now it would be from 12 to 8, which would work much better for practicality.

It’s absolutely awesome. Roll out of bed and onto the couch for the ENTIRE day, because it’s football Sunday.

It is not often an internet commenter can change someone’s mind. You are a shining star.

I stopped watching the NFL a few years ago, and 10 AM game times is just about the only thing I miss about it. It is, genuinely, the absolute best. The key thing to keep in mind is that it allows you to completely maximize the gluttony, sloth, and general dirtbag-ass lazy-ass disgustingness of your Sunday. You wake up…

We’re used to it. We take it as a given. When else would football start?

Session IPAs instead of a double IPA.

Holy shit I am disappointed. Not one letter or comment about the Seahawks fans feeling like the NFL screwed them in Super Bowl XL?? Well, then again I guess that would mean that the bandwagon fans would have to acknowledge there was a football team in Seattle 10 years ago.

Can we discuss how one saves his virginity for a second marriage?

Has any teams fans gone from somewhere between “Rarely thought about” and “likeable” to “completely insuferable” faster than Seahawks fans?

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”