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I read the ARTICLE. You know, the actual story

Dom, loved this. These kinds of articles on underappreciated pieces of football teams enrich understanding of the game. Thanks!

Hey, everyone writing “What does this have to do with cars???” or “I’d dodge taxes too, if I could”: YOU’RE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT.

I originally had a snarky response ready to go, but using the Enterprise as a unit is actually pretty brilliant

Could we maybe get a real unit of measurement, like miles, to compare?

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

Isn’t it fair to say that no one would have a problem with this controller if it weren’t for the ability to map really complex moves/series of moves to one button? Why not just remove that feature and make it a legal controller then?

Tell your story walking, you monster

Ok, here’s the backstory. This is more about a guy being a drunk dipshit than being an outright asshole, but . . .

The mental image of a white Dodge Neon squealing up to the curb so that a few dudes can shove Andy Dick into it is an irreplaceable mental image

Starred for vintage Gawker posts

I have the same approach. The Hawk aside, who wouldn’t want to be told that their work affects people positively?

Jordan is actually kinda famous for being a good dude in Chicago as long as you’re not competing with him. I’ve heard a million stories about him comping meals, leaving frankly extravagant tips, buying drinks for entire restaurants, etc.

Best story on here

I heard a story thirdhand from a Guitar Store employee in LA that Roth once walked in, talked shit about Eddie Van Halen without any prompting, then smoked a HUGE joint with said employee in the alley behind the store. Then they go to get pizza and the entire ride over Diamond Dave, is singing “I got it baaaaad,…