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Nah, I hated this even in the golden age of point and clicks. The controls were even worse on the old keyboard at my friend’s place.

The setting is OUTSTANDING, and you’re right I’m not giving it enough credit. But it got lost for me when I had to redo the fucking driving over and over

Sorry everyone: Full Throttle is terrible. The puzzles are illogical even by point-and-click standards as well as weirdly touch-sensitive (ESPECIALLY the FUCKING LANDMINES), the driving sequences are arduous, and the story is sleepy at best. I’m a huge adventure game fan, and I was really disappointed with this game.

Tbh, I like them in a grim sort of way. But I’m weird, and I’ve got a soft spot for riding around rotting city infrastructure.

I had to do some mental math after I posted that, and I realized the frame fits snugly with both wheels yanked, but requires some contortion if I leave the rear wheel on. Which I do, often, because realigning disc brakes is one of my great agonies in life.

32" wheels, man. The frame barely fits in the trunk with both wheels off

Can someone tell me what’s going wrong with the defense? First 5 games they were ranging all over the place and getting sacks with a simple 4 man rush, looking like vintage Legion of Boom.

Trunk racks are only for those with nerves of steel (I still get queasy taking a full one on the highway) and roof racks are too expensive

Fucking SAME. I was telling my dad last night that the election has completely murdered any desire for me to have kids, because he is well on his way to fucking everything up.

A lot of people on here telling you they would take sedans, but looking back, I wish I had bought a Honda hatch instead of the Civic I got. I underestimated the appeal of being able to load my bike into the back along with other camping gear. Sigh. Next time.

I needed this, and these

I’m in marketing, and focus groups can be REALLY dumb sometimes. A VERY imperfect result, stemming from the biggest problem of all: do you REALLY want to appeal to the people who have time to join a focus group?

Yeah, agreed. Way funnier that way

I actually HATE Gears, so keep that in mind, but: Gears is too self-serious and uptight to actually encourage players to have fun with it. It probably would have been fun to add it, but it wouldn’t fit with what Gears was trying to go for.

The Tony Hawk analogy is REALLY good. Bulletstorm was always more about freestyling your kills, and getting as stylish/over the top as possible with how you did it. What a great game, really excited for this

Real question: couldn’t Lash just fill a shotgun with rock salt and unload it in this fucker’s chest the second he tried to unlawfully enter?

That second photo is basically every rail overpass in Chicago

He’s the Black Dragon . . . but the only black on his outfit is that middle point on his helmet and his dagger?