Hmmmm, interesting. It runs about as well as my work computer (which may or may not be saying much), but that’s good to know

Seriously, what the fuck is he talking about, “unconventional”???

MCW: Athletic freak who needs a good coach (which he will NOT find in Hoiberg), or dipshit yeoman who will play on every NBA team by the time he retires?

Frankly, this amount is not enough. The Surface interests me as an iPad replacement, since I’m not 100% embedded in the Apple ecosystem-I just have a Macbook Pro that I love but keep mostly separate from iPad functions; no iPhone-but if I’m not getting enough to defray the cost sufficiently, I’m not getting induced to…

I have no basis in fact for saying this, but: does it possibly depend on the exact model? I’ve got a fairly old Macbook Pro, titanium case, that I’ve kept updated with modern processors, memory, etc. PLUS regular battery swapouts because it’s from back before Apple welded their pieces in place. I have no intention of…

No one disputes this

What’s Haisley’s take on this?

I don’t care how much you’re paying Jim Cooke to throw together those Schilling memes, it’s not enough

CP, but for a NASCAR fan, I could see it. It’s one half driveable, one half pure collector’s item.

They’re hot garbage WITH Davis, though. Going into full rebuild mode with experienced dudes (who played under Stevens, a top three coach) at least gives them some more opportunities than burying Davis in a KG-on-the-Timberwolves situation

There’s no argument that needs to be made. Claiming that adding an amazing player to a historically good team is “good for the league” is a goofy statement. Why not the Bulls, who have arguably some of the most devoted fans? Or the Cavs, really give the Warriors a run for their money for BEST TEAM EVAR status? Or the…

Throw Crowder for Smart and I think the Pels’ GM takes the offer and starts fist pumping as soon as they hang up the phone. Brad Stevens does the same. I hate the C’s (Bulls fan), but that is an electric trade.

I didn’t realize there were so many people who have never watched the NBA before, nor understand how trades work. Davis to Boston for Horford, some picks, and a few spare parts? To Golden State for Klay Thompson and some jerseys they’ve got lying around?

“Boston having Davis would also be good for the league.”

Fucking CORRECT. I remember reading the Yankees wanted Schwarb as part of the Chapman trade, and my first reaction was GOOD. Heyward’s bat has been terrible, but he saved probably three runs that I can think of in the Dodgers series by being an outstanding defender, and when their bats have been ice cold, it’s been…

The problem with this is that you have to have a very specific angle on your sandwich, i.e. standing upright, or near to it. Hunched over a desk like a troll (like me!) the vacuum would have to be digging into my neck for this to work.

I’ve thought some more about this, and I’m probably picking nits in a big way, but it seems like there’s a LOT of gray in that answer. I’m just being nosey, so feel free to ignore, but what about, say, lawmakers who sign/endorse anti-LGBT legislation without being a full throated bigot? Or even just Republicans who…

Sincere question: do you follow that same reasoning when it applies to closeted anti-gay politicians/activists? I’m just vengeful enough where I think that they should be outed as forcefully as possible, even if they’re doing something more in the gray area, like hiring gay sex workers.

You’re a fucking clown

Mine aren’t NEARLY as good as the above, but I like them, so here goes.