Yeah, if it were that easy, even a three year old and his best friend Trunks could do it.

(still, sadly, no ghost sharks to be found)

I think there’s been a misunderstanding. Since you are literate, and I’m just an ignorant black guy who can’t possibly know what words are (sure, I’m currently writing a book on Wittgenstein’s theory of language as applied to literature and music on my spare time, but you decided, based on the way I speak, that I am…

Agreed. Not only an inspired design, but a marvel of work.

As an olde, I love how square Cage is. I love that he believes in hard work and trying not to cuss. He believes in being humble and simple over showy and flashy.

Before anyone says anything: I loved Misty Knight and have a whole other piece coming about why.

Yea the problem with your argument and the one of the guy below talking about option and .bin files is...wait for it...you HIGHLY overestimate how many people who play sports video games want to or even know how to do that. The VAST majority want to put in the game and that’s it. No tinkering with kits or wasting time…

“Actual football fans”

Even when PES is clearly the better game, I can’t choose it over FIFA. People who don’t play the games never seem to understand but the licensing and slickness of FIFA is absolutely important to the overall experience.

Seriously. I’m a Christian chaplain, and I have to cringe at people getting mad when Starbucks makes their cups red, but I can be proud of the fact that I’ve never heard of Christians coming together to condemn Jesus costumes. Honestly, I wonder whether my lack of a problem with it is an indictment of me not taking my…

And we have a winner.

“Yesssss. I can feel it, Konami!”

Being an MGS Fan these days: That’s it, Konami! More! Hurt me... more!

Bastion and Red Dead are just amazing.

The movies face can move. Advantage: Movie.

And Rome itself promised 24 hour security... yet they were found asleep on the job!

Honestly, I don't know if the rehab is worth it. The first owner just gave it away. The second owner was so fed up with it, he just walked away from the property after 3 days.

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....