Summer over Fall is like giving a grammy for Best Album to Christopher Cross rather than The Wall.

Yes

It looks to me like the umpire is taking Lynn’s lunch order.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

So apparently the Steelers do have someone that covers tight ends.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

“The Indianapolis Colts.”

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

Do you get paid at all?

Could be worse

When I was a waiter, I used to get the only waiter on, and sudden rush w/ no help dream. Hadn’t even greeted like 4 tables, and like 5 more got sat, and just couldn’t do anything to catch up dream. It was awful and I always woke up stressed out.

I was at the game yesterday — it was insanely hot and uncomfortable. Luckily my friend got hit by a foul ball and had to go to GW Hospital, so I left in the 6th.

Why the comma?

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

I deserved that.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

I clicked through to the L.A. Times article, and here’s what Mattingly thought