Actually, if we're going strictly by the numbers, Travis Henry is probably the best sports dad.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

Unlike the last guy who went to sleep in the Arrowhead parking lot, this guy's going to wake up.

Christ, what an asshole.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

This guy probably eats pussy with a spoon.

Ha! Tell that to David Clarkson!

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

The Blackhawks would never play at home if their games were called off because of shootings.

Waitress: This is the best tip ever!

"Sorry to make things awkward, but I'd also like to mention that the Spin Doctors reunion tour will hit the road right after this series is over. Tickets are still available. Thanks."

Panda: Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

He lies and says he's in love with Flynn, can't find a better man.

This woman is seriously out of her fucking gourd.

that's actually Charlie Frye

This is just a power play by Ataman, who is always seeking to expand his empire.

Police must have begged the dealer for an alias.

So, he was asked to vacate. Shouldn't USC players be used to that by now?