Perhaps this lovely gift basket will change your opinion?

DISRE2PECTFUL.

Doesn't surprise me that this happened at an AA game. One of the overriding principles of AA is that you have to come face-to-face with the people who hurt you.

Not sure why the fan got so upset. That pitch could NOT have been going that fast. Based on the pitcher's hair, that pitch was thrown back in 1989, and hit the batter in 2014.

I see they are listed in order of ability to make free-agency decisions in a timely fashion

Thanks. I was wondering what you and your friends decided to do.

"Dude, we won. You can shave now."

More coming soon on this, obviously.

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

It's nice to finally see a bunch of Europeans rip something from the hands of an African nation for a change.

To be fair, they have used 12 starters this season, 5 of which are on the DL. Not to mention their outfields and 3B on the DL. That makes them especially hopeless.

Not moving tickets despite free Nugent concert tickets is restoring some of my faith in the people of Arizona.

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

Wait. Hang on. Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

The one time I tried chewing tobacco, it felt like there were tiny shards of fiberglass cutting the inside of my lip, allowing nicotine and all of the other toxins to enter my body more quickly.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]