I’m very happy this all worked out for the best but in listing to the list of attendees, that is the most gratuitous use of the term “celebrity” I’ve heard in a long time.

Barry

Lending credence to the “Schilling Threat” that IT has discussed daily since April the 20th.

It appears that being 131 years old is finally catching up with Dave

Trav....fuck this

So high

Both those dudes haven’t cut their hair in 8 months

A new #1 on my favorite Danas list

There is a reasonable explanation for those hats...right?

Considering the majority of the strike outs have been looking, this headline needs a spellcheck

Hay today and small yesterday ...good weekend for the woods

His last name and that tweet are a perfect marriage

If I’m just jumping into this - is there a way I can tell how many people have already analogized this to 500 days of the one girl?

For Pussy to be a complete sentence, this tweet needs a period

It’s a lot less weird than his front facing pictures

If you ask Jim James he’ll tell you its over after the (1/)8th

Pay to the order of AJ Jimenez

Coach K just working to make America great again

My fiance paused the video at the 20 second mark and informed me that she will be unavailable for the next 60 to 90 minutes.

Sandy Clough’s mom was wind and his dad was a bag