Timing makes sense, Easter was early this year

I feel like this is equivalent to licking Andrew Cashner's hand

Assuming his name per the headline is accurate - it reflects his decision making skills

During his post game interviews; Wake Forest's pitching coach acknowledged he expects attendance at this summer's "How to Hold the Runner" camp to decrease

Coke was so impressed that he forgot it's his job to shut down a 6-2 lead

I celebrate up to 5 times a week

Is that a ninja star?

I feel even whiter than I did 1 minute and 43 seconds ago

Should come out dry

Let's get that hat backwards on you

Bemidji State's pitching coach is waking up to one hell of a hangover

I started braiding my pubes in the 8th ....

Old rich white people are fascinated with club violence

That’s only 6 steps if Mike Miller has any interest in coming to the ball

I don’t know who #4 is but I am relatively certain he looks up whenever someone says chinless

Thanks - that's really bad math

Hey Bert - your team has played 23 innings of baseball and have yet to plate a single fuckin run. I understand your frustration but there are better outlets than taking a shit on the city who’s team is beating the tar out of your squad

I guess I'll show my ass and ask the obvious ...how does one sign autographs and hold suitcases at the same time?

I stand corrected

PSG is SAE in Italian