Chances that Whitey was pumping balls prior to his promotion to staffer are pretty high

Kentucky raped us

Two people should be walking houseplants out to their cars

Antoine Walker so wishes he went to Carolina

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"Rajai, if you were to look around, how often would you say this whole cuckolding thing comes up?"

Darren Sharper disagrees with Brandon Phillips

Sam was shocked to learn that one scout noted he needed to get off a little quicker

Still less painful than when the Clippers punched him in the mouth

Rick Pitino says geriatric men should be allowed to skip foreplay

Clayton "Disoriented Pledge" Hunter

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2009 Lithuanian teen dance off winner is .....

The Hernandez signing will be referred to as a shot to the head

That shot was so god damn good

Lipscomb Mustaches

Mrs Rovell is either stupid or miserable

In related news; Ms.. Holder will be getting paid per game

I've watched the first video three times and still don't see Sandoval anywhere in the highlights

Is there another tweet with the rest of the batting order?

If my name was Kevin Draper, I would consider changing this headline or even taking down the post.