It's not like Dion could stop Joffrey from scoring.

Just wait until the Rockies lose to the University of Phoenix on Tuesday

Damnit ...even just a glancing blow and we could have looked forward to Net Injury Updates

This is a pretty easy game of " One of the these just don't belong here"

I realize this is impressive to the untrained eye but having grown up near Queensway Christian College; I can tell you that other than a barely decent staff team in '98 and '03, these so called teachers are notorious (locally) for having very little regard for defense or an off season conditioning program.

Bennett and Kirilenko can now share stories about being Ovechkin's girlfriend

I had heard that Rob Ford is out of rehab

What seemed like two bad contracts at the time are starting to look like two really bad contracts

Has to be a coincidence but just yesterday Mark Emmert, when discussing the one and done rule said: ""It's illogical to force someone to go to college when they want to do something else."

Between Hillis and Jesus, this reminds me that a curiously significant portion of the Bronco fanbase had a propensity to fall in love with attractive white males that were bad at football.

Skim's beer cup was empty ...weird

This is the best $300 that Superior Screen Printing's marketing department has ever spent

That's the look of a man who has just been told he can't finish on her face

Just stay down

Gregg Zaun just made himself a person of interest in the Violet Ripken abduction

Very few people outside of David's immediate circle know that his middle name in Onyour

I am shakaed that UMass fell for this

Regretful decision to be sure but 95% of the NBA can't get out of the way fast enough on a similar play ...kudos to Jae for actually trying to play basketball

How the "she's a ninja US spy" defense didn't work is beyond me

This is fine as long as the story immediately preceding this one was;