If only to help me continue wanting to be young; I was hoping that the Deftones were 10 years away from doing the whole "in its entirety" thing.

I had no idea Skechers made pumps

Here's hoping that the day gets more funny from here

" ...hotel in Wichita, Kan"

First time Snarls Barkley and Grilled Cheezy have been seen together since Summerfest 2008

I don't know how much Rick is paying that assistant coach but I would venture to guess it's not enough

What the hell was I doing on March the 6th? This is amazing work

"Corey, did you see your brother's new video?"

White on the kisser

The thought of a 60 year old being remotely familiar with message boards gives me great pause

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Very good

Each Seahawk player parted ways with $46k for the shit show taken as a whole

Waterfalling by design - obviously the kind of guy that rinses the top of can before drinking from it

Pretty neat to think that 75 years later, a cigar would be the inspiration for Clark the Cub's nomination to the hall of fame.

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No Johnny, I am actually certain that he's not saying more dicks

The logistics of these has always confused me ...if the Seahawks win, does Flo just head to Seattle's team hotel?

Jeremy Lane played longer than Lenny Kravitz

Until this very moment, the title sponsor made no sense to me