I think 2 rubber bracelets is plenty

That's phuced up

"I own part of this team"

"Gawd, The NFC South Is So Awful"

Sweet or regular mashed?

I always buy my Nickelback albums at Wal-Mart

As someone who was told that their employment was over the minute my accrued PTO check was cut; I am going to have to work pretty hard to feel bad for these guys

Its a very good record.

Somewhat serious question; who's the last approaching death, household name that went from revered to reviled this quick?

Bed made ...time to go to sleep

I would be openly happy if both Carlyle and Phaneuf broke their legs above the knee

Terrible piece - I'm all about trying to be nice to old people that but that shit is unreadable

Listening to a guy yell facial that many times makes me want to finish in a paper towel

Sina's bio

Cris Carter Field?

Probably just a coincidence but from a Q&A when he was hired

If a vat of warm plastic and Mr. Rogers made love - Chris Collinsworth would be born 37 weeks later

Would you rather be dunking on your Mom?

Big girls in cute skirts during the summer is tough enough.

If Kevin listened to his own advice, the world would have been saved from Ride Along