I’ve been horseshoe bald since I was 20, and my beard has been grey since I was about 23. It’s possible to have both. 

I would pay to see a Star Wars movie that was just the last 10 minutes of Rogue One. Give me Space John Wick and my ass will be there on opening night. 

I rewatched TLJ a couple weeks ago and feel pretty much exactly the same. The entire Luke/Rey storyline is the best shit Star Wars has ever done. I agree with the sentiment of the whole casino side-quest, but for fuck's sake, the only way it could have been less subtle would have been for Marlon Wayans to have a cameo…

There are problems with Force Awakens and Last Jedi, but my god is it a revelation to have a Star Wars movie with honest-to-God ACTING. Every time I rewatch the original trilogy, I'm rendered speechless by how fucking bad the acting is. 

This animated vial of HepC is posting images of his personal vehicle on his personal Instagram account. 

“Wait, that’s an option?!”

Yes, and I was agreeing with you. Perhaps take a breath or two before manning the barricades for an attack that doesn’t exist.

I’m sure that was of great comfort to the 67,000+ slaves shipped to the new United States between 1776 and 1800. 

“This day of online outrage” doesn’t mean shit to a company selling $6m hypercars. Oh no, CrunchyHippie12 is going to call for a boycott of us. International soccer stars and oil barons and dictator's relatives aren’t going to give a damn about Twitter outrage. 

It’s not necessarily low reward, really. Sure, gift cards are sort of the holy grail, because most people don’t keep any sort of record of the cards, and the issuers won’t lift a finger unless you do 99% of the work for them. But in addition to (relatively unlikely) gift cards, the thing most people who do it are…

If Mike Tyson can somehow become the internet's favorite convicted rapist, I don’t see how OJ can’t pull off that same role for acquitted double murderer. 

Arguably, they’re the backbone of a TRILLION dollar company and should be compensated accordingly. 

I am firmly of the belief that the level of cutesy bullshit a couple engages in in public is directly proportional to the quantity of extracurricular fucking fucking they're doing outside of the relationship. 

I’m generally someone who prefers Xbox to Playstation, but this presentation didn’t do much for me. Maybe it’s because I don’t much care for JRPGs, of which there were a surprising number, or because there was almost no actual or purported gameplay on offer (thanks, Anthem), but it just kind of fell flat. I didn’t end…

They said there's be 100 games "by August" so that's my best guess, but there hasn't been anything explicit. 

Whether it’s conceptualized as a numerical score or the hypothetical money it represents, something has kept every other contestant in the history of Jeopardy from making those kinds of massive wagers for daily doubles and final jeopardy. I’m sure to a degree it’s that most people are less confident in their own…

If they’d presented it as “monitor costs $6000, buy without stand for $5000" it’d still be ridiculous, but it wouldn’t be so jarring.

Ah, so you're every fucking person in the laundromat I go to. 

I disagree that we'll see his methodology repeated. I don't doubt we'll see people try, but the reason he was so dominant was because he played like he didn't give a fuck about the money, and he knew goddamn everything, so those wagers paid off. Very few people are going to be able to disassociate the number on their…

God, I fucking hate that guy, and I hate how ever since he was on the show the “contestant as character” has been happening more and more frequently.