I rewatched TLJ a couple weeks ago and feel pretty much exactly the same. The entire Luke/Rey storyline is the best shit Star Wars has ever done. I agree with the sentiment of the whole casino side-quest, but for fuck's sake, the only way it could have been less subtle would have been for Marlon Wayans to have a cameo…

There are problems with Force Awakens and Last Jedi, but my god is it a revelation to have a Star Wars movie with honest-to-God ACTING. Every time I rewatch the original trilogy, I'm rendered speechless by how fucking bad the acting is. 

This animated vial of HepC is posting images of his personal vehicle on his personal Instagram account. 

“Wait, that’s an option?!”

Yes, and I was agreeing with you. Perhaps take a breath or two before manning the barricades for an attack that doesn’t exist.

I’m sure that was of great comfort to the 67,000+ slaves shipped to the new United States between 1776 and 1800. 

“This day of online outrage” doesn’t mean shit to a company selling $6m hypercars. Oh no, CrunchyHippie12 is going to call for a boycott of us. International soccer stars and oil barons and dictator's relatives aren’t going to give a damn about Twitter outrage. 

If Mike Tyson can somehow become the internet's favorite convicted rapist, I don’t see how OJ can’t pull off that same role for acquitted double murderer. 

I am firmly of the belief that the level of cutesy bullshit a couple engages in in public is directly proportional to the quantity of extracurricular fucking fucking they're doing outside of the relationship. 

I’m generally someone who prefers Xbox to Playstation, but this presentation didn’t do much for me. Maybe it’s because I don’t much care for JRPGs, of which there were a surprising number, or because there was almost no actual or purported gameplay on offer (thanks, Anthem), but it just kind of fell flat. I didn’t end…

They said there's be 100 games "by August" so that's my best guess, but there hasn't been anything explicit. 

Whether it’s conceptualized as a numerical score or the hypothetical money it represents, something has kept every other contestant in the history of Jeopardy from making those kinds of massive wagers for daily doubles and final jeopardy. I’m sure to a degree it’s that most people are less confident in their own…

Ah, so you're every fucking person in the laundromat I go to. 

I disagree that we'll see his methodology repeated. I don't doubt we'll see people try, but the reason he was so dominant was because he played like he didn't give a fuck about the money, and he knew goddamn everything, so those wagers paid off. Very few people are going to be able to disassociate the number on their…

God, I fucking hate that guy, and I hate how ever since he was on the show the “contestant as character” has been happening more and more frequently.

Please have your buddy spring for the extra few dollars to send them FedEx or UPS. It's still illegal to send weed through the mail, and even though the likelihood of getting caught is small, it isn't non-existent. 

I genuinely can not conceive of Punk going back to WWE. If there’s any human being on this planet I’d bet on being petty enough to turn down whatever ungodly sum of money WWE would want to offer, it’s CM Punk. I’d love to see CM Punk in a ring again, or even on commentary, hell, anything, really, as long as it’s not…

In the context of the text messages (linked in the post), it’s completely clear Punk was speaking in the legal text. It’s only a willful mis-interpretation of the texts to think he meant financially.

We’re as useless in rugby as we are the MNT is in soccer, if not more so.

How much of that was being superstar-adjacent, though? If LeBron played in fucking Anchorage, his talented teammates are going to automatically be in the top tier of recognized players just because so much attention is paid to LeBron.