I just can’t get the complaint that this video game is a video game and not, y’know, real. Yes, random encounters spawn in reaction to Arthur’s presence, but they happen with or without your intervention, and as far as I can tell, once they happen, they’re done. If you ride by the guy who was bitten by a snake without…

AJ Lee is married to CM Punk, whose tenure with WWE came to a rather messy, INCREDIBLY public end when he basically took a blowtorch to WWE shortly after walking out on the company. They informed him he had been fired on his and AJ's wedding day. 

I was not prepared for what Toy Story 3 did to me. It was honestly embarrassing. 

This would’ve been the perfect opportunity to resurrect the P’zone. Alas, the wait continues.

Are you also on YouTube TV? I love everything about the service EXCEPT that it refuses to hide those channels. 

I mean, I'd still tell him to fuck himself whether he was employed or not. 

If it goes the way it should, he and his fellow shitbirds will be on the menu. 

I don’t get the love for Heidi at all. She feels like she’s two seasons past her prime, but they keep putting her in goddamn every sketch playing, to me, basically the same character.

I played it not realizing that any pass would suffice for 100%. So much frustration with those GD drone challenges. To make it worse, once I hit 100%/platinum, there was NOTHING left to do. At least there will be a couple days between the DLC coming out and RDR2 hijacking the rest of 2018.

The best decision I made with regards to my Harry Potter Fandom is end canon with the final page of Deathly Hallows. Everything that's come after has been interesting speculation, but nothing more. There's an overwhelming amount of fanfiction if I want theories on what happened before, between, and after the books,…

That's where my thoughts went. This wasn't bought with the intention of never driving it. There's a story there, and given the time frame, there's a strong chance it's super sad. 

Best Buy doesn't even have a restocking fee anymore, so you'd be a fool not to DIY. 

What fucks me up with big spiders is the thought of the resistance the body would offer when stomping on it. With a regular spider, you put your foot down and it’s over. No way a tarantula doesn’t: A- crunch, and B-require a second movement to kill it. Now the spider is still alive because you didn't complete the…

Those drone chases can go fuck themselves. The combat challenges aren’t so bad, and the bomb disposal ones are bearable once you figure out the route, but those drone chases are rough. Earlier today, I finished one with 39992. I am amazed I didn't hurl my controller through the TV. 

Todd is definitely the motherfucker who sends you a text message and calls as soon as you respond. Your friends all hate you, Todd.

It's pretty damn inevitable in the Midwest, too. 

He's referenced as a previous foe. 

They didn't go with Tom because he's specifically not a teenager in this game. 

I love how, as you keep going back to the lab, you can chart Otto’s descent into villainy. Just this morning, I went back to work on a tracker MJ brought from Tombstone’s hideout, and as I walked around checking for new audio recordings, his plan for breaking into the Raft was on one of the whiteboards. Also, his…

I’d imagine it’s harder to stay out of your own head when your O-line has the structural integrity of day-old jizz soaked kleenex and the refs suddenly forget how to recognize fouls.