I can’t speak to the rest of her introduction into WWE, but I don’t know that her career in UFC is relevant re: getting slapped by Steph. I feel like if Dana White slapped Conor McGregor, he’d have a problem with it.

Graves’ response is disheartening, as when I last watched regularly, he was the sole positive in the entire TV presentation. You say he tweets largely in character, so I wonder if at least part of his response wasn’t that? It read as needlessly condescending, which is the go-to for cerebral heels, but also for…

That’s the thing though, in wrestling there is that underlying ethos of “anyone has a chance to win.” The ins and outs of the matches themselves are, of course, pre-determined, but the decisions of who goes into those matches are very much not.

Thank you for explaining it, since NBC couldn’t be bothered when they aired the race last night.

It’s worth mentioning that WWE is godawful at characterizing faces, especially THE face. They seem to be of the opinion that if they say a guy is a face, it doesn’t matter what he actually does, because it’s been established that he is a Good Guy.

It’s not because of what he does for a living, it’s because of the color of his skin.

We’re also focused on the time your boy spent on his ass, so it evens out.

“understand that moral values have nothing to do with on-field performance. That’s a foundational principle of this website”

You really showed him by missing a fantastic football game.

That is heartbreakingly cruel. It’s bad enough to have to play go fish, but this takes away even the nominal silver lining of introducing kids to playing cards.

Kill Bill was shot as a single movie

I don’t know how much I agree that there are homosexual undertones between Cap and Bucky. Their relationship reads more big and little brother than lovers. I disagree with the premise that the only context for self-sacrifice is romantic love. I’m not against expanding canon friendships into romance (Dean/Sheamus…

There’d be way too many false positives with me yelling at my cat.

Who the fuck sets a mobile signature? I honestly don’t think I could set one up if I had a stroke and decided I wanted to.

If only the teacher had a gun, he could’ve shot the kid first.

The only team I’d root for the Patriots over is Duke’s basketball team, so FLY EAGLES FLY.

My favorite thing about the Blue Lives Matter assholes choosing Punisher as their mascot is that The Punisher WOULD NOT be on their side. Dude is about punishing those who aren’t punished by the law, and you think cops shooting unarmed people and facing no consequences are going to have that guy on their side?

The only time my cat will fall asleep on me is approximately 90 seconds before I have to go pee. He’ll cuddle up and get comfortable, and then glare at me for four hours after I make him get up.

I don’t know how that happened, and nobody else on that field knows either. God, I wish Romo had been calling this game.

That’s the main reason I go for the Jr baconator. If there’s no lettuce or tomato on the sandwich to begin with, they can’t forget to leave it off.