*with half the D injured

I had to log in to give this a star, you asshole.

You just have to make sure it’s Christopher Moore vampirism, and just sprinkle a little blood on your garlic bread.

For Christ’s sake, we call them homosexuals now.

Historically the WWE Championship is about who makes (or has the potential to make) the most money, while the mid-card title is the worker’s title, so it checks out.

Pringles are bullshit once you’ve eaten Stax. Everything about them seems like they’d be a shitty knockoff, but they’re more aggressively flavored and considerably thinner. The salt and vinegar Stax will fuck your mouth up for three days and take a week off your life and they’re worth it.

This would carry more weight as a valid complaint if those big “share” buttons weren’t staring me in the face as I type this comment, I hadn’t scrolled through five ads while reading it, and a #sponsored Gillette shadow post wasn’t immediately following it.

Fucking fantastic.

I understand the entertainment value of each week’s Asshole Escalation with Lavar Ball, but the whole thing just makes me sad. This asshole is costing his kid MILLIONS of dollars because he can’t stop making every goddamned thing about himself. I wish the media could, for once, see a loud-mouthed huckster selling…

This is the kind of deep-seeded pettiness masked by good-natured ribbing that warms the deepest crevices of my heart.

That’s more enthusiasm than Cutler showed about anything at any point in his career.

And The Ocho.

This story is fucked up enough without having to fashion new angles out of whole cloth.

I haven’t seen anyone saying it’s good and proper that the guy was physically assaulted by law enforcement. If those people existed, absolutely fuck them. Saying he should have just gotten off the plane while simultaneously agreeing that the asshole cops who dragged him off are pieces of shit? Yeah, that I’ll agree…

Oh, gotcha. Could you use MyUSPS with your PO box to get notifications for incoming packages? My zip code somehow doesn’t offer MyUSPS, so I don’t 100% know the fine details of how it works in practice.

Customer service is there on Sunday, specifically and exclusively for Amazon. It’s completely understandable not wanting to waste prime Sunday time dealing with a problem that will solve itself the following day.

They should be scanning the packages as either delivered to parcel locker or available for pickup/notice left. Or are you saying package scans aren’t included in real mail notification (the service that tells you there’s mail in your PO box?

There’s a Contact Us option on USPS.com and Amazon has a direct line to USPS customer service. Let the post office know when that happens. Sunday deliveries are performed by carriers out of a central hub in the area, so the carriers delivering a given route tend to be different every week. The post office can’t fix a…

I know it seems like complaints go into the void, but your local post office can’t fix a problem they don’t know exists. There’s a Contact Us option on USPS.com. Let your post office know when that shit happens. If nothing else, it creates a paper trail, and that helps if there’s a bad carrier who needs to be…

I can think of two ways it could be of use. Say you’re expecting a credit card. The company told you it should be delivered in 7-10 days. Day 11, and it’s still not there. As it stands today, there’s nothing any party can do unless your missing card gets activated. There’s no reasonable way to track letter mail, so…