For Christ’s sake, “one guy said this on Reddit” is the journalistic standard you guys are using now?

I think you made the right call.

The problem is, their stated policy is going to stop 90% (a number pulled straight out of my ass, I know) from even contacting them about it. Most people are going to Google “Switch dead pixel” and see Nintendo’s “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” and call it done. Nintendo knows this, otherwise they’d…

Playing for the USWNT is a job. Doing your job to the best of your ability while not agreeing with everything your company does is not a thin opening to thread. Using the platform provided by your high profile job to advocate for things you believe in is not self aggrandizement.

Yeah, it kinda does. Or, rather, it means you don’t oppose it enough to not financially support an unrepentant abuser.

The difference there being that N64 and GC weren’t based around gimmicks that really benefit from having software included to introduce and highlight. Of the 100 million Wiis Nintendo sold, how many do you think were bought by non-gamers specifically for Wii Sports? My 75 year old mother-in-law has a Wii that she…

For me, it not seeming very much like a Zelda game is what put me off. I’m all for games evolving as they get older, but from what I’ve read (and now seen) BotW doesn’t look like a proper Zelda game as much as a different game in Zelda cosplay. It very likely is a fantastic game, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not going…

The idea that the only way forward as an alcoholic is 100% abstinence 100% of the time really has to go. For some people, yes, it’s all or nothing, but that’s not the only option.

I see this talking point constantly, that Muslim immigrants/refugees would *like* Sharia Law to be implemented, and I always find myself asking the same question: so what? I’d *like* speed limits to be abolished and for laws governing science and education to be science based. Neither is likely to happen.

The ability to hit a target, any target, at a mile out is not ordinary. I don’t agree that nobody would be surprised by someone nailing a melon from a mile. I think almost everyone would be shocked, with the level of surprise increasing exponentially with the level of gun knowledge.

*except California

Sure, the gun is designed to shoot far as hell, but to hit a target that far takes an absurd amount of training. Give the average shooter a .50 cal and point them at a barn a mile away, and that barn isn’t getting so much as a scratch.

I’m nervous that JW2 can’t possibly be as good as the first, that they’re going to Hollywood it up and make it another generic action flick.

His points are all valid, but despite that, it’s still not an awful movie. I wouldn’t buy it outright, but for $6 (or less) on your platform of choice, it’s not a bad way to spend a couple hours.

Not that the ultra rich need a reset button to get away with most things.

It’s not wildly different from the wider world, where allegations of sexual assault are equally likely to be dismissed with any of the dozens of bullshit excuses society makes for it as it is to be taken seriously.

That’s what my mother-in-law buys, and I always make a point of taking a shit when I’m at her house for the pure luxury of it.

Drew, next time you buy TP, spend like a dollar more and buy Charmin Essentials. It’s about $5 for 6 huge fucking rolls, so it’s only a little more expensive than whatever horseshit TP you’re buying, but the difference is worth at least $35. Even for the most disturbing shits, the ones you feel like taking a shower…

I’d argue that reading this post and getting such a sandy vagina that he came to the comments to make it all about him suggests he is exactly who Drew is talking to.

I guess it’s satisfying that the red hats are celebrating LITERAL COASTAL ELITES winning a shiny trophy and a ring that costs more than their car.