God, it’s so satisfying that his kids are pieces of shit too. Nothing worse that a garbage human being with even one redeeming quality.

I’ve always thought a good move would be to rob a bank in a fat suit. With the internet, it couldn’t be too hard to get your hands on one, then you put it on, hand over your note, get your cash, and the cops are crawling over the local Golden Corral while you’re having a laugh.

Tomsula doesn’t fuck with microwaves. You ever tried carrying a microwave and a power inverter through a mall parking lot to find an unlocked car just to heat up food that’s perfectly good straight from the can?

Name your house if you want, but please don’t involve the postal service in your pretensiousness.

But it did happen. There’s video of it happening. Jordan helpfully posted a Vine of it happening. All that’s up to the reader to decide is why this was posted and whether it would’ve gotten the space on Deadspin two months ago.

One of my criminal justice professors told us that it’s a good practice when pulling over a car to occasionally ticket the little shit that is technically illegal but seldom ticketed, like having stuff hanging from the rear-view or failure to signal. That way, if you want to pull over a car in the future but don’t…

Ive always wanted to see what would otherwise be a TD get canceled because a defender carried the WR out of the endzone. I’m not sure if that would work, or once the WR has possession inside the end zone, even if his feet don’t touch the ground, it’s still a TD.

Oh, no, I completely agree, and I’m glad that Sherman is one of the voices speaking out on this after his “no, all lives matter” stance a couple years back and the Seahawks making a big deal about standing for the anthem. I like Sherman and Bennett seems like a cool ass, woke ass guy. The Seahawks as a whole, and…

I took a handful of criminal justice classes in college in ‘06 and had a couple veterans in several of them; an Army soldier between deployments and an older (40s?) retired Marine who preferred not to talk about what he did. The classes weren’t anything special, other than fucking up my ability to watch cop shows and…

Hey now, one good egg shouldn’t indict the entire Seahawks force. I’m not going to stand for the narrative that every Seahawk is thoughtful and reasonable just because one guy is out there talking about the issues in real language and not bland platitudes. #allSeahawksbutone #andprobablyBennett

Used to be police just unnecessarily beat the shit out of black people, maybe shoved a plunger up the occasional ass, but sent them home alive. Police have always treated black people as the enemy, but now are much quicker to use deadly force.

Yeah, then 9/11 happened and local police forces were transformed into PMCs.

At least when it’s a black guy. If Brady came back from suspension and kneeled to protest Goodell, he’d be a FACKING HERO

It didn’t cross theirs either.

*Blog points out there’s some fucked up subtext in the complaints about Kaepernick exercising his rights.

At even a 10% drop in viewership attributable to protesting players, protests of any kind would be banned by Tuesday morning.

I’m going to have to reread most of this Funbag because I’ve been stuck trying to figure out how a 100 round revolver would even work. It’d have a huge cylinder, and I’d imagine you’d be pretty damn safe loading up a fair few rounds, either because it’d be a bastard spinning the thing all the way, or because the…

Kate McKinnon? That's... out there. Don't get me wrong, I adore her, but I don't know that, if asked to name potential super hero franchise actors, her name would have EVER come up.

I dunno, I prejudged Leto’s Joker and that turned out pretty well for me.

We did for like 30 years.