Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

You had me at "sleeping with Hermione from Harry Potter."

He seems like he’s having so much fun, I didn’t want to break that to him. Or that in most states “I totally did this thing once” isn’t sufficient evidence to bring charges for a misdemeanor. It’s why pictures or video of someone smoking a blunt doesn’t bring charges.

I’ll see your clock watching in school and raise you clock watching at the Post Office, where everything operates on a 100-click hour. There aren’t many worse sensations than being 12 hours into a 12.5 hour day, seeing -.50 on the clock and briefly forgetting that doesn’t mean there’s only 10 more minutes until you…

I usually open a few videos that look like they'll fit the bill for what I feel like and watch the first couple minutes of each to guage my interest. Then I usually pick the two that I like the most and get to work.

As someone who works for the USPS call center, if you have to mail anything in, for the love of Christ, spend the $9 and send that shit certified with Priority Mail. If you stick it in an envelope with a stamp and it gets lost, as occasionally happens, there’s not a damn thing we can do for you.

Unless Brian is actually depressed, in which case all of the can-do in the world isn't going to fix fucked up brain chemistry.

To that end, you may find David Bazan to your liking. His album Curse Your Branches is basically him processing going from being Christian to not. It can trend almost toward mopey at points, but having gone through a similar transition myself, it reads as genuine loss.

Finally someone responds to the “I think you were trying to make a statement” accusation with, “Yeah, no shit.”

Anymore

People who haven’t had it don’t understand how fucking magical pork roll is.

The last time I fucked around in GTA Online, there was a kid lecturing everyone on exactly how Trump has the right ideas and Hillary is a communist. He finally left when everyone with chat turned on made killing him our only goal for a solid 20 minutes.

I think there's something about this gen of consoles; maybe it's that you can plug in just about any set of headphones and you have a mic. On the 360/PS3 days, a headset was a fucking investment, and by god that headset was going to get USED. I don't even have a chat cable to connect my Astros to my Xbox One…

A good cigar alongside quality whisky is a perfectly pleasant way to spend a summer evening. You’d be an asshole to do anything afterwards without a change of clothes, if not a shower, but as far as ways to piss away an hour of solitude, you could do worse

Ben Wa

You’re absolutely right. That said, don’t wear leggings, guys. Come on.

“I have no idea why he took the selfie,” his roommate told the Daily Mail.

All these panels, and not one from Sex Criminals? Shameful.

My absolute favorite thing about Sony is that any time they experience success, it immediately shoots so fast and so hard to their heads that they immediately fuck up.

Drunk assholes and rapelling is a combination that can only end in hilarity.