I don't know, the six months of watching John McCain being cuckolded by his own campaign and Sarah Palin was pretty pathetic.

We've been saying, "Oh, no, he's not..." about Trump since he entered the race, and he keeps doing it. We're going to nominate Hillary and every right-of-center Super PAC is going to spend seven months running Benghazi/email ads until only the Hillary faithful show up to vote for her and Trump is going to sweep the…

British commentary just isn't compatible with NASCAR-style auto racing.

I can’t imagine how awful it is to lose that close of a race. I still occasionally (briefly) agonize about fuck ups I made in high school, and mine are along the lines of “oh god, why did I think that mix CD was a good idea.”

Wichita never makes the news for good things.

Winter Soldier is still my favorite Marvel movie, but Deadpool is now a solid 2nd place. Up until the movie started, I expected them to fuck it up. It needed to be R-rated, it needed a lead actor and writers who *get* Deadpool, but even with those things, I thought they’d fuck it up. The trailers were promising, but I…

The last time I had Little Caesars, it made me the sickest I have ever been. I’ll skip the first round of double-ended expulsion, which was horrible, but it led to the oddest vomiting I’ve ever experienced. After the initial unpleasantness, it seemed like it was all over so I had my wife pick me up a fountain Sprite…

You can hardly even shoot them anymore. I don't know what has happened to this country.

How do you think the skillset required to create and subsequently clear absurdly difficult Super Mario levels translates to "something that actually matters?" What, in your world where everyone must be working toward a greater good, should he be doing?

As long as you prove citizenship first, you're in the clear.

That's not a bad hook, if the takes weren't so wrong. If he tries that shit with Archer, we will fight.

“Back before the internet, I had no way to measure the depth and breadth of mankind’s collective hatred and ignorance.”

I meant specifically against the Broncos in the Super Bowl.

We must have been watching different games. With the exception of the fumble, he didn’t seem to stop playing hard on my broadcast.

This isn’t the first parallel between the Panthers’ “if you don’t like us dancing, stop us” and the Broncos celebrating in hearing range while Cam was being asked inane questions about just how much it sucked to lose.

I think the difference is he dabbed on people while they were playing against him. If he popped up during their press conferences like the “TOASTY” dude in Mortal Kombat, then you'd be absolutely right.

You originally type 4-12, then decide for less hyperbole and forget to adjust the losses too.

I'm guessing Panthers fans are going to remember the incomplete-complete pass right before Cam got strip-sacked for the first TD of the game.

Norman also wasn't facing a suffocating opponent seemingly by himself.

If the Denver defense could be Super Bowl champions by themselves, I’d be perfectly content with the outcome. That defense is otherworldly.