I feel bad about clicking the star for that.

A year or so ago, I had to go to the free clinic for an emergency tooth extraction. After waiting five hours with the kind of pain that makes you intermittently silent cry, I finally get called back and wait another 30 minutes for the “dentist” to show up. We do the x-ray, which is fucking nearly unbearable and,…

Sterling is too old to be named after Archer, which is the only acceptable reason to name a real human person Sterling.

My nephew is named Kale, and he’s shaping up to be a real prick.

This deserved far more stars than it got.

Well yeah. Mayweather is a professional boxer, and Drew’s a writer. Neither of them can do what the other does.

I’d rather people do it correctly than holding their hands through software. I’m tired of the solution to people fucking up being to just change what it means to do it right.

I was hoping nobody had said this yet. You win this day.

The general size of that is disturbing, obviously, but I find myself unsettled by how big its head is.

How this is still a problem in 2015 escapes me. Apple is all about aesthetics, why not make video recording only work in landscape? Either by not recording, or, ideally, by self-destructing the phone when the user tries to shoot video in portrait.

He can probably hide at least two crab legs under each tit.

"Yes."

I sort of assumed an unwritten rule was "don't ask minorities to sell you weed unless you KNOW they deal."

Non-consensual popcorn.

You have to know going in that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. If you choose to play with that fire, it's not their fault if you get burned.

but we already know he played for the Cowboys.

That's true, but they're also largely fairly young, and statistically don't vote to begin with. Setting aside all the reasons he couldn't/wouldn't run for president, all things being equal, I think he'd do shockingly well. I'd still take the under, but I think it'd be close.

"... given that none of Franken's comedic material (or very, very little of it) was politically tinted, his fight was nowhere near as tough as Stewart's would be."

At the same time, there is some crossover. Franklin has a OG Loc gold record on his wall. Lazlow exists, and as far as I can tell, is the same person from the PS2 era GTAs. I know Rockstar has said definitively that San Andreas and GTA V exist is separate universes, but I'll grasp at the slightest of straws if it…