Well yeah. Mayweather is a professional boxer, and Drew’s a writer. Neither of them can do what the other does.

I’d rather people do it correctly than holding their hands through software. I’m tired of the solution to people fucking up being to just change what it means to do it right.

I was hoping nobody had said this yet. You win this day.

The general size of that is disturbing, obviously, but I find myself unsettled by how big its head is.

How this is still a problem in 2015 escapes me. Apple is all about aesthetics, why not make video recording only work in landscape? Either by not recording, or, ideally, by self-destructing the phone when the user tries to shoot video in portrait.

He can probably hide at least two crab legs under each tit.

"Yes."

I sort of assumed an unwritten rule was "don't ask minorities to sell you weed unless you KNOW they deal."

Non-consensual popcorn.

You have to know going in that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. If you choose to play with that fire, it's not their fault if you get burned.

but we already know he played for the Cowboys.

That's true, but they're also largely fairly young, and statistically don't vote to begin with. Setting aside all the reasons he couldn't/wouldn't run for president, all things being equal, I think he'd do shockingly well. I'd still take the under, but I think it'd be close.

"... given that none of Franken's comedic material (or very, very little of it) was politically tinted, his fight was nowhere near as tough as Stewart's would be."

At the same time, there is some crossover. Franklin has a OG Loc gold record on his wall. Lazlow exists, and as far as I can tell, is the same person from the PS2 era GTAs. I know Rockstar has said definitively that San Andreas and GTA V exist is separate universes, but I'll grasp at the slightest of straws if it…

One of my (many) problems with WatchDogs was that it didn't feel like anyone cared what I did. Getting a police response to crime outside of missions was hard as hell. I finally resorted to blasting away every cop I saw and managed to keep a wanted level for, at most, a full five minutes. As soon as there was a slight…

Ric Flair has looked more or less the same for my entire life. He just gets slightly redder as he ages.

Shawn makes up for that by having aged the worst of the lot. Not in terms of looks, though nobody would mistake him for the guy who was in Playgirl, but the gimmick. Just in the little he was around tonight, he's still trying to be the guy from the 90s, and it doesn't work anymore, at least for me. His personality is…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Probably closer to every other month. This month added UFC, a month or two ago was NFS Rivals, and a bit before that was PvZ Garden Warfare. I'm guessing the next game will be NBA Live, but given the response to that game, they might not bother with it.