The Russians are just realizing my dreams in the only way they know how.

They’re all idiots, left and right. And you’re an idiot for thinking one is better than the other.

It looks like it’s not so much “you’re disabled for being single or gay,” it’s “ok, you won’t be able to reproduce via sex, let’s make sure you’re properly classed as infertile.” Infertility is the disability, not the state that causes you to be infertile.

Government bureaucracy is a good path to follow to destroy expensive shit on purpose. If you are a masochist, I suggest military or other defense work. If you are sadist - try your local DMV.

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

That’s what you got out of Robotech? I got an addiction to anime porn.

“Well what about him, he failed his ninth drug test. And that guy, the wife-beater!”

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

It’s clear you don’t understand Spinal Tap

World record holder in the javelin catch.

Well, if he wasn’t fucked-up. . . .it must have been one HELL of a BJ!

The reason they end up getting sent back to the manufacturer is due to the interface being damaged, not necessarily the data storage medium. If you’re lucky in a crash nothing will have happened to the interface and you just plug in a cable and...bam...data. If pins get bent/deformed/ripped off or the plug melts or…

So so typical. Truth is the majority of guys have no complaint if a vagina is waxed smooth as a peach or just trimmed, some even like the full 70's wildnerness. Very very few guys will go through the effort of having a fight with their significant other over the issue. At most, when a guy’s lady suggests he shave his…

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Everybodies answer is different, and that is fine. Me? I’ll take my chances making sure that I am in a position to defend myself and those around me.

That’s what she said.

It’s noted as “horrific.” Here’s where:

Given the contaminants, it's far more likely to hurt ME.