They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

That’s what you got out of Robotech? I got an addiction to anime porn.

“Well what about him, he failed his ninth drug test. And that guy, the wife-beater!”

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

It’s clear you don’t understand Spinal Tap

World record holder in the javelin catch.

Well, if he wasn’t fucked-up. . . .it must have been one HELL of a BJ!

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Everybodies answer is different, and that is fine. Me? I’ll take my chances making sure that I am in a position to defend myself and those around me.

That’s what she said.

It’s noted as “horrific.” Here’s where:

But then he went home and titty-fucked Kate Upton, so . . . win some, lose some.

Once that thing hits resonant frequency, all bets are off.

Who? The Camaro or the videographer?

You are right, of course, that he would never do it. But there is an undercurrent among PGA tour players of disrespect/dislike for the USGA, which runs the Open, as opposed to “the game.”

I give up. I can’t find Waldo anywhere. Little help?

I must be one of the few that was not really enthused by this, and I generally would be for an American manufacturer doing well there. The original GT40 story is fantastic, and I recommend reading about it if for some reason you haven’t. That said, while I like GT racing, I would have been more thrilled if Ford had…

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

Given the contaminants, it's far more likely to hurt ME.