NARRATOR: It was sarcasm.

And here I figured Burneko’s pet peeve would be using a single word where 5 or more could do. 

Pure synonyms are worthless. All aboard the Pedantic Express.

One country, compelled by capitalism, by free people, with a vision, said we’re going to do this. Yet revisionist actors in Hollywood then preach to us that it was a human achievement, and American had nothing to do with it?” 

Come on now. This is very well thought out. It solves two problems for them all at the same time. Black folks are supposed to be lazy, shiftless and stupid so how could they even possibly have enough smarts and gumption to take on the task of trying to domineer white people? In other words, blacks can’t possibly know…

“BLM vermin is nothing but black supremacy with white masters.”

“I don’t understand the rules of baseball despite having had them explained to me in the article.”

Imagine - imagine - checking who it was in reply to.

You may not have understood to whom I was replying... 

You're wrong. You have to intentionally hit the ball.

If only somebody told us exactly where we could verify that ourselves.

I was really into your rage until YUM! Center.

Upset with generalizations. Proceeds to use generalizations. Brilliant. Keep your gun. Please dont breed.

“I don’t want to talk about politics” says the guy who seemed very eager to talk about politics 

Millennial here (1991)... Have owned 40+ cars since I was 16...built 5 of them from the frame up.

His pedometer is over 9,000!

I think this was the best lawsplainer...

“Elon Musk Is Doubling Down on the Pedo Thing”

While not perfect by any means, let’s not forget there is a Right Wing agenda trying to take this Pope down, because he is more progressive than any Pope in history. I think you need to get all the facts before writing something like this.

I would say I have an addiction to the internet, but it’s not like I’m on Deadspin in the middle of the work day reading and commenting on stupid shit while missing pretty important deadlines.