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not shit, but your on the toilet and you wipe that single streak of yellow mustard that hung in your lower body hinge

hm, yes

Oh man someone needs to replay the Pitt DLC

The charm in seeing that stuff was really neat tho, I don’t just Illithidly logic every object I see in terms of time/space/reality. Some would say that’s not immersing yourself, but sometimes brain go off to enjoy pweety wubble detective dan

Infinitely better mechanically for the impatience of the generation it catered to. Fallout 1 and 2 have incredible writing but their interfaces are so painfully slow and rudimentary that many cannot crack their surface. I hope they’re remastered in the newer engines or that their villains appear in this series

ahem your’re* pshtch*

Adding big budget studios to independent game like back when Journey won a fuck ton of awards is taking steps toward pulling the ladder up from growing newcoming developers. Indie games are for growing new creators. If you snuff the startup field and the chance to see them at the closest thing to a ‘gaming tv event’…

Streamers are often less honest than gaming journalists. Well the scale varies, but a one person streamer with thousands of viewers asks for money when someone wants them to play their game ‘organically’. Few if any mention paid interest in a game. Even mid or outright dogshit games. Journalism sites are a larger…

its mid 

Where the fuck is the next hero shooter successsor, why is that game collecting dust lobbies? Bring Paladins back you cowards

cool 2x spoiler text/preview image c-c-combo!

I recall when I first played this title growing up. I was up all night and there was heavy rain blaring in the background of a dimly lit bedroom. I had just reached the Kero Sewers and as the first enemy rat sprites danced across the screen, in the corner of my eyes I glanced a silhouette of similar size dash toward…

Anyone who watches shit like Mr Beast or Pokimane is the same dredge who look for articles like this to read. gutter trash content. Tiring 

Yes, but every eshop iteration has been an entirely new library, separate from the previous. Both last gen and this gen have had full games, with this gen having more than half of all sales for major game releases being digital.

Its a nice way to say fuck cops

she came up once in my twitch feed and was in a ‘hot tub’ playing no games. I blocked her. Why Kotaku is fascinated with gross oligarch vagina beer i’ll never know 

There are difficulty rankings, which is nice. I’d like a new game+ with whatever beta build they had for stages before babifying it with good mechanically but also generally easier gameplay.

The vox populi care not of upper class pleasures from NYC, the city with the largest disparity in income in the country. Fuck the times.

Fuck land bastards. Cement nail balls to driveways, clog sinks with cooking oil, plaster old meat in the walls. The rent market ruins the housing market. You will never own a home if you allow landlord rent bastards to overcharge you to pay for a house they don’t have paid off yet.