eat shit for having yachts. 

short answer: Dont

Gameplay for this has looked rough, but I’ve heard its good for a weekend. Really wish the crash team would dip their toes into another party game genre, Crash Bash had a lot of tragic minigames, but a lot of fun games including what was basically ‘baby’s first splatoon’ on the ps1, over a decade before Splatoon 1.

Examples of good, non-polarizing writing after about 5 minutes:

this article is shit. Anyone who likes or hates last jedi isn’t the villain your propping up in 3-4 of these ‘character profiles’.

What looked like a fun, wholesome quiz turned into just dunking on old chuds who are garbage people aging out of most media and support pigs. The deadpool take, while relatable, our shared …

CEOs are dicks, but reddit mods are some of the worst human beings on earth. They are paid nothing for a position of power. Most of them often abuse it. There are swaths of reports of users who just skip out on a subreddit due to post removal or post block. Honestly enjoying the two of them going at it. Hope anyone…

There’s a second opportunity to get the coin during the pogostick mack invasion. You can jump on the head of those boing boing boys when they’re on the ground (you have to run from the battle first). Then they become a small platform. This was that one game the inner child had to replay again and again and again—-…

and that brilliant title screen intro into a completely different track in that remix was so good. Loved these tracks, loved this game, endless side quests and dialogue to enjoy for a lil kid who still didn’t like books but loved learning his scales and scouring a weird world 

scumbag plebs who own subreddits as admins keep their communities closed since they block new posts or ban new users anyway nothing of value to their communities are lost. Eat shit /R/Duellinks and /R/Miami for your particularly butthurt toddler admins

@internet please target @revoloverKaz for @Processing

Honestly if the coup was a car of the bourgeoisie by all means harass and destroy members of the elite, but its a 20k< car. This is a young upstart growing into the middleclass at face value. Harass the wealthy. Don’t be some incel fucking with your fellow wageslaves

Balloon Fight is the tits, I STILL play that jam today:

$30 in 1984 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $87.59 today, an increase of $57.59 over 39 years.

1000+ hours of pharah I was disgusting

honestly good law. fuck stifling game creation, I want a holographic Iago with a charred ass

fuck upperdeck but its horseshit that you can copyright the word ‘magic card’ or ‘spell card’. Fuck that. 

Imagine lauding the power of ‘pokemon authority’ over people who enjoy your content and have dumped thousands of hours into it.

As the reviewers suggest, its very bland looking. A lot of it looks like self imposed design restrictions to not be more of a splatoon-like. Daylight, bright colors, less night stages and more non-foam based platforms and walkways would make this a bit better. Modding a map with paint for height or walls instead of…

“live alone with your family because you will never own a home or have anyone who loves you” America.

I added her and thought, hm lets see what her channel is like on twitch.
For the last 6 months its been Highschool Horny Teen bait where she is in ‘hottub livestreams’ I’m equally upset at kids with boners missing out on infinitely hotter and more entertaining people but this paragraph is about the limit of my…

HOLY SHIT LMFAO