A joke in what sense? Do you mean to say it’s foolish? That part sounds right. Do you mean to say it’s a fun, lighthearted jab? Well, it’s coded and contemptuous. Anyhow, Lifehacker used to be about how to use masking tape and pick the best photography software. Just practical stuff that’s largely apolitical, so it’s…

It's also at least partially a dog whistle for "Jews".

Coastal Elites. God I hate whoever came with that dumb term. It’s a snarl-word that means “those people over there, you know, the source of evil”. Yet never seems to apply to coasts down south.

I think the reason behind this was photograph first the piece of plastic in place and the remove it to save as evidence, before the driver could do that if cops are involved. He’s a lawyer, he knows how these things work

Did you happen to read the part where the driver committed 26 moving violations in the last 3 years? And those were just the times he got caught...not to mention the unsolved hit-and-run that occoured in the same area at the time. Coincidence?

Ronnie 2k is a herb

The more Meta and metaverse shoots itself on the foot, the funnier it gets.

After they get legs working, they’ll get right on the “why is any of this an improvement over Slack, Zoom and email” issue.

This. I smelled BS from the moment I saw it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Who the heck nominated the Capri? Those Cologne Capri’s are awesome looking and were raced extensively on both continents.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but that slideshow picture (reproduced below) is one of a voluptuous 993 referenced in the caption. the Porsche 964 was this one... Also, why go after the 964 when the 996 is the obvious eyesore in the whole 911 saga?

That’s not a 964....seriously, can’t you lot make it look like you’re trying?

SW20 being the worst MR2 is the dumbest take ever and loaded with actual misinformation, starting with the MSRP:

The new Jalopnik: Points out the Porsche 964 with “and then came along a 996". Posts photo of a 993.

I can’t speak t o the R, but I’ve driven a mkVIII GTI. I have a 2017 mkVII that I love DEARLY, and man... I straight up hated the new car. I consider the way I interact with the car as the single most important aspect of the vehicle. The handling and overall performance, sure - important. But not most important. The…

I agree with you on some level, but if you pronounce quesadilla like “kwas-uh-dill-uh” and not because you are trying to be funny/ironic, you’re gonna look like a dumbass.

I’ve literally never heard anyone pronounce it Poor-She.

News flash: unless you are fluent in a bunch of languages, you’re probably pronouncing a lot of shit wrong. Take Hyundai for example.