This looks better:

Agreed. That Vespa is worthy of a jalapeño article.

Damn, now that’s NICE woodwork.

I actually like wood on a motorcycle, but it has to be executed EXCEPTIONALLY well for it to work. Like, try this wooden Vespa instead:

It looks like a poorly executed shop class project. It’s only 7am and I already want to vomit. Everyday I wonder if 2020 can get any worse, then here comes Rob with this abomination.

So let me make sure I have all this in hand:

Oh Jeebus, hell no! Set your wallet on fire instead, as it will be more enjoyable!

the Changli has...less than a hundredth the horsepower of the other cars and runs about a quarter to a third as fast as everyone else

Does it say fashion on the side?

As a Nascar fan, I’m barely, vaguely aware of what Barstool Sports is... and after Wiki’ing them, it sounds like they’re a giant fratboy organization that does... something? with sports.

I started having BLM issues

What I mean is: if you can offer customization options, great do that. If you can’t, then think harder about the characters you are designing (I mean as NPCs in the world or as the main character players will pilot). Do they all need to be beefy white guys named Chris or can you mix it up a little bit. Players are…

Well shit........

Will the last blogger out the door turn off the lights?

I’m glad to see a greater diversity of create-yourself options in non-sports games (sports games do a better job with Black skin tones and hair because those models are already made for the real-world athletes in majority-black sports like football and basketball.) I’ve never had a problem creating a reasonable…

Defender 90 Diesel

What an unbelievably ugly car. I mean... it’s like someone sought out to design the ugliest car possible.

They actually sold them from the factory like that (well, it was a dealer installed option, but close enough)!