Two isn't enough? HOW MANY WILL BE ENOUGH, TOPGUN?

For from free jalop to free jalop the word was spread that bold opposite lock laid down their burnout not just for jalopnik but for all automotives this site holds. Now here on this ragged site called Sploid they face obliteration! Just there they huddle sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers…

EDIT: Kinja'd, wrong person

Damn right we taking over. This one article is a disrespectful insult to everyone who reads Jalopnik and/or Oppositelock.

OH GOD DO IT DO IT NOW

I think I'll share this to Jalopnik's forum for fun.

"In a related news story, a website known as Sploid was taken over by angry Jalopnik readers after an article condemning the automobile was published."

"Nooooobody knooows the trouble I've seen,

Of course not ... I'm sure the shoes were a recent purchase.

So, somewhere, there probably is a Holden Commodore with a Mazda rotary engine in it? Wait a minute...

Only if you let the headlights melt the snow a little bit. I usually shine my lights (yellow, of course) on the snow for a few hours to thaw it out and then move forward a few feet. Repeat until you're where you need to be. SCIENCE.

I'm sorry but this is just plain false. What really makes the difference in a heavy snow is the color of the headlights. In the car on the right you see a modern, cool white (almost bluish color) headlights. These are just not suitable for driving in the snow! The leftmost car (warm, yellow headlights) will perform…

THIS!

R2's are a blast to drive, they don't have the grip and resulting high speed stability of the AWD open class cars, but they rotate much easier and also don't mask driving errors the way that open class cars have a tendency to do.

So many comments filled with ignorance.

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