What’s the point of a hillclimb if you’re not actually trying to be the fastest you can be?

Great, now I want a Baja Buggy with the body of a Bond Bug!

Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal

Ah, one of the reasons I left Vegas at 19 after living there my whole life — an overabundance of shitty people.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!!

Are there kits for swapping the FCA-era interiors into these beasts? Because the Daimler interiors were shiiiiiiit!

As somebody that is permanently in a wheelchair and encounters challenging mobility issues on a daily basis... this is some ridiculously privileged fucking shit right here!! If I’m on the sidewalk and encounter one of these pricks, I’m certainly not gonna be the one riding off the curb...

Off the top of my head, it looks like a Holden Commodore SS Group A SV. Aussie muscle cars shall always reign supreme ;)

Who gives a shit? I’m pretty sure the author just titles it however they want rather than looking at click rates. 

God I hate that fake shit. Pretty ridiculous when you consider that Nissan actually races the Altima in the V8 SuperCars series down under:

Bronze TE37s can make any car look good.

Speedy, economical, noiseless, durable, safe, AND A CHILD CAN RUN IT?!

Right? This isn’t the 70’s!

Ahh, the original donk!

The wheels might be tiny, but the tyres absolutely are not! You make it sound like F1 has been running the 10” wheels from the front of a Tyrrell P34!

Right? No mention of Mergio’s brief resurrection? Shame.

Jim Spanfeller is a herb!

My Acura Integra is a liftback. It’s just a term for a hatchback in the shape of a coupé. 

Just a friendly reminder that the CTR wing wasn’t always atrocious:

That Mirage G4 has gotta be the most pathetic car I’ve ever seen... Why the fuck would you buy an afterthought sedan version of a hatchback?