Vans. 

In a straight line, sure. On a twisty course? No chance.

“You can get the car in four trims: GT, GT Type P, GT Type SP and 400R.”

I definitely see nothing wrong with junkyard tires for something like a project or weekend offroader, but a daily driver should absolutely have the best name brand tires you can afford. It’s probably the only car part that I have no leeway on.

I get flat bottom wheels (I have one), but what's with flat top wheels? Is that actually something people want??

I don’t actually mind the thing as much as I thought I would, but WHY DO THE DOOR HANDLES LOOK LIKE THEY CAME OFF OF AN ACCORD?!!

Then why didn’t you buy a 3-Series? At least BMW offers the choice of a two door vehicle as opposed to many manufacturers nowadays.

Fucking hell, I’m sorry to hear that. As another disabled person (C8 spinal cord injury – paraplegic) with a part-time caretaker, I want to make sure that you know that there are quite a few options for help from foundations, disability-specific grants, and even limited government funding for us in need. It’s not…

This is good advice, but if you REALLY wanna keep your posture nice and straight while driving, try this fun quick life tip:

Don’t feel bad! Looks like a Ferrari 812 Superfast.

If Donald fucking Trump requested it, it’d have pictures on the gauges instead of numbers/letters, and it would have cheap gold everything with decals of American flags and bald eagles slapped everywhere. Plus quick access to Twitter.

Buddy, you're talking to yourself again...

Not in the US...

Integra. No contest.

That’s why it’s so great! What’s better than whooping on super cars with a British washing machine in the guise of a defunct econobox?!

I AM A PEOPLE PERSON! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

That’s the SLS. The AMG GT has peasant doors.

What?! It's a fucking masterpiece!

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, bro.