Because us Americans think hatchbacks are for peasants, practicality be dammed.

I think the whole point of this racing series is racing off road trucks in environments they aren’t suited to.

Full story.

With two doors, no back seats, and a boxer engine slung out back. Those are important details.

And that's why you don't buy your kid a Subaru either!

Of course date rape isn’t a joke. No type of sexual assault or abuse is. That’s fucked up.

Yup. The correct tranny is inherent to the experience.

For the buyer who says to themselves, “You know what I hate about SUVs? Rear headroom.”

Weird. I bought my Integra for $2200 and its got two airbags, tensioning seatbelts, collapsible steering column, traction control, ABS, etc.

I mean, the person texting & driving a stick shift is going to be a better driver than somebody texting and driving an automatic, of only just barely. Poor decision making, but still more engaging.

Yeah I was being extremely generous. What a coincidence! My first car was a ‘92 Civic VX hatch!! My dad bought it from my neighbor for $1000 the day after I got a call that I was hired for my first job!! I paid $100 back each month and it was an absolute beast in perfect condition. It looked like a fucking time…

Kids that get Porsches bought for them as a first car always end up committing date rape. True story.

Which transmission and engine? 3 speed auto SOHC will suck the soul outta you. The 5-speed DOHC will not.

Right? Pools in Vegas are worth more than diamond-encrusted Bugattis!

“Cadillac chose to reveal the car in a series of ASMR videos.”

As long as it’s ＤＹＮＡＭＩＣ

Sooo, you have six DCs? Are they at least left and right, or do you own only one side?

Yeah, Vans were always my favorite. I had other vulcanized style shoes , but nothing held onto griptape like Vans. Driving in them was fantastic too, especially after applying some griptape to my clutch and brake pedal! 

Yeah, I still go into the local skate shop when I’m looking for new shoes, having not skated since 2012. Pretty nice when you don’t have to tie your shoes and they’re light and durable.

Yeah, any DCs I tried led to my feet slipping off the board at the worst moments. Not ideal when you’re doing nollie inward heelflips that involve the board flipping vertically literally inches from your groin.