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Keaton Belliston
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I believe the only possible recourse is to tweet Mark Ruffalo.

Ooohh la-dee-dahh, look at Mr. McDecadent over here with his need for an interior! Would you like some tea and a foot rub, too???

In what world are you living in where a 5 cyl Mustang seems within the realm of possibilities?! Did Audi or Volvo buyout Ford in your timeline??? TELL ME MORE!!!

If it was shrunk to about 3/4 of the current size, maybe I’d be a little saddened by its death.

Yeah, if I had a new EcoBoost Mustang, it wouldn’t stay in stock form for long at all. I’d probably end up making my own SVO tribute autoX/canyon carver. I just love the idea of a Mustang emitting the “wrong” sound, while still sounding mean and handling its own.

Exhibit A: Why the only Honda I would currently buy would be the Accord Sport 2.0T 6-speed. It’s pretty damning when a lifelong Honda fan such as myself would pick an Accord over a Civic Type-R hatch. I would kill for a 96/97 CTR.

Right? I’d totally rock a Mustang RS. Much more appealing than an Edge ST, as far as performance Fords go...

I know I’m in the minority, but I want exactly this. Add an offset hood scoop and I’ll happily take this Mustang SVO. Ideally, it'd have a liftback though.

I want that so bad for reasons I cannot even begin to fathom.

Because they rarely work great in a GM vehicle. Why do you think they only get INITIAL quality JD Powah awards?

I really hope GM doesn’t stick their grubby hands into Rivian and turn it into the next Silverado Hybrid... I hope Rivian doesn’t have to dig into GM’s parts bin either...

What the hell would be the purpose of TWO amber sections?!!

Only thing I would change would be a “TOYOTA” grille like the other TRD off road models.

I hate to say this, but I legitimately like this. Only change I would ask for is a grille that reads out TOYOTA like the other TRD models.

What in the name of the seven old gods am I looking at?!

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Well, if the cover photo is anything to go by, I’ll settle with some windows... Maybe some tires, too.

What would be the limit where a forward opening clamshell hood becomes a tilt front end?

Will you please ask Hyundai why they haven’t just  put the i30 N on sale here as the Elantra GTN yet?!! It’s so fucking good dammit.

Why is there a cut in the door? Is that intake a removable panel???