Hey Heather. This doesn’t quite relate to the article, but can I please get outta the greys? I’ve been a Kotaku visitor for years now.

I’m a fan of this:

PLEASE UN-GREY THIS LONGTIME KOTAKU VISITOR

I prefer BattleGrounds because I can actually understand what the fuck is going on at any given moment.

Pretty sure that’s a Vulvo, bro.

Yehudi lights are actually the polar opposite of what I’m referring to—blackout lights.

Hey Jason, you should try to dig up info on the various WWII-era lights that were supposedly made to prevent aircraft from spotting them. (I think that’s what I see on the front of that Tempo.)

Awhh, shucks...

Oh, I see you’re familiar with central Utah.

I engage Sport Mode by manually lowering my coilovers, redoing my alignment, changing my transmission fluid, replacing my clutch, downshifting early, and then blowing my head gasket.

Thank you, I’ve been starting at my XT for months now...

HOW DO I GET INTO MY SUBARU XT

They should just fly all of the proposed residents out to Chicago.

I’ve never seen that Lotus before. What is it?

Oh Crimea river, dude. This “experiment” looked like oblast!

With long gearing and and moderate curb weight? Absolutely.

With long gearing and and moderate curb weight? Absolutely.

Seriously! I have been trying to get into Fortnite but it’s an ordeal... I can’t get into the building mechanics or the gun play. Just feels... off.

I’ve noticed the same exact thing

I think I’d die of alcohol poisoning before hitting that...