Thank you! I knew it had a 4-speed in it since they said that the Hellcat 8-speed wouldn’t work with their engine management system.

They really fixed the somewhat goofy proportions of the original! I love this thing, Jalop Gold and all!!

Based on his response to my comment, I’m gonna have to say that he’s being genuine... Poor judge of character if he can’t think of somebody nicer than Scott fuckin’ Tucker...

As somebody that just got out of a similar loan scam, I felt no resistance to laughter as his ill-gotten cars were being repossessed. Fuck him.

I take it you didn’t watch the episode of Dirty Money that featured him? Or is this just very low-key sarcasm?

You forgot to mention that this beast makes 650lb/ft of torque @ 2200rpm!!

Everything I’ve researched has told me that it makes about 420hp.

“THAT’S NOT A BUICK!!”

I waited two years for this?!!

Me:

He was my Civic hatch from high school! Only did it because the fender was dented.

Okay, here’s the rear of the Alfa Romeo SZ:

I think you may have gotten Kinja’d. I see the same exact picture posted twice...

Sad!

Wow, I thought I was the only one!! Should we set up a group meeting at the local community center this weekend?!! I’d love to meet some of our thong-faced peers!!

I love these things!!

That front end is absurdly out of place on that body!!

If I were forced into buying a GM compact of the era, I’d go with the Chevette— only because you could order one as a Vauxhall Chevette HSR:

Fuck them. It went from a charmingly scarred beast to a pile of scrap. Not worth it.

Small typo in title, Stef.