Oh they’re ugly, but the facelift is uglier:

A Takata badge on the airbag cover is even scarier. We all know that great horror needs devastating suspense!!

FACT: The 2014–15 Silverado look ×1,000,000 better than the facelifted design.

Re-reading this article in the voice of J. Peterman made my freakin’ day! Thank you!!

It’s an honor! :,)

Well, shit! You learn something every day!!

Glad to see somebody else caught that!! I don’t even think low profile tires were a thing back then!

Because I’m not Jalopnik’s resident 80's/90's Chrysler minivan expert like you!

After talking the seller down to under $3k, I’d swap in a 4G63, rework the suspension, throw on some sticky tires, then rock the shit outta this!! Oh, and I’d modify a tailgate and clean the headlights.

That’s a very stupid idea and you should not pursue it...

The Holden was a million times better, too.

Yes, a million times yes...

Sweet dirt pile, bro

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That ‘copter looks more modern than that Mustang II.

Looking at this design next to a 2017 model is disheartening. IT IS CALLED A MINI FOR A REASON!!!1!1!!11

If only the production car had one piece headlight/corner lights like that prototype!! I’d love to shave down the exterior of one to look just like that concept!!

Raymond Loewy was a legend!!

Blame it on Toyota. They feel that “realistic video games make cars unnecessary” or some bullshit: https://www.carthrottle.com/post/rzzgyz9/