That camo is plenty effective! If you squint hard enough, it almost looks like a Chinese-market BAIC BJ40!!

It’d be cool to see some more mobility-related content on here!

I’m glad they were able to stick it to the shop.

Agreed. I’m sure there are people within a mile of his house that’d kill for a form of transportation other than the bus...

That poor high school kid... Get him an old Taurus SHO with a stick. Safe, fun, requires attentiveness to drive, and is also just a badass car. Reliable as hell with the Yamaha V6, too. There are countless examples nearing the half million mile mark.

“There are laws against murder, yet people still murder!!”

If gun regulation means that “they’re gonna take our guns!!”, why is it that we still have vehicles? They’re subject to regulation, too...

You just have no taste. Wait til next week when he reviews a 2007 Chrysler Town & Country. Fading silver paint, luxurious cloth seats, Hello Kitty steering wheel cover, and an elegant stick figure family on the rear window—that’ll show you!!

The abduction sketch made me realize that I have NEVER seen Cecily Strong break character. Something that irks me though is that it almost comes across as robotic. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen her so much as smirk in reaction to something as gut-bustingly funny as Mckinnon nearly giving herself “double-barrel…

Did he borrow it from Ronald McDonald? Do his clown shoes fit in that pedal box?

If we all fuck his dad, do we all get individual Alpinas? Or is it more of a timeshare-like deal?

Only thing I would modify its cutting up the rear to look like a Baja bug. Could use some brush guards, too..

Looks like a perfectly normal 959 to me!

As opposed to those car ads with red arrows that say Bad Deal? lol

Those cheap ass foglights are horrible!

Nothing portal axles can’t remedy!!

Oh, of course! That’s 4.51 × 10^–16 light years, my good sir!

Squircle steering wheel!!

The length of this vehicle is about 0.78 times the wavelength of sound at 63 Hz (first octave) in air at 21 °C.

Green headlights?