I think a rectangular light would look much better with the fairing removed or blacked out...

“I didn’t poo because I got scared! I poo’d because the centrifugal force ejected it from my b-hole!!”

I have an original Elite and couldn’t be happier with my experience. No reliability issues, excellent games, great graphics, etc. I got it in ‘08 on Christmas, still play it all the time. Maybe I’ll be able to afford an Xbox One once it’s obsolete... lol

Does Daniel Tosh get any credit? lol

“Are you in Drive or are you just happy to see me?”

Like type34 said, you can sell parts off of the vehicle to come to a total of $500 or less. You can also cheat or enter a different class that doesn’t strictly abide by that rule. How do you think teams like Speedycop are out there racing things like this?

No freakin’ way that is OEM piping.

Ahhh, coolant spray. Best you put some jugs of water in the backseat for the drive home...

I think an Empire symbol would’ve been a better choice:

Welp, you did it. I am no longer interested in cars after seeing this. Now I’m off to go watch football, make my own artisanal craft brew (after I find out what that is exactly), and talk fantasy sports with my “bros”...

#savethesingleexitexhaust

Is pleather back in style?

Looks like the current rear end is still there, too. It actually looks halfway-semi-decent..

The red Evo was driven by Keiichi Tsuchiya, AKA the real Drift King! He did the scene’s where the gaijin protagonist was learning to drift. The hard part for Tsuchiya was trying to look like a poor driver!!

I’d buy a Buick if they’d give the US a hotter version of the Regal. It’s an Opel/Vauxhall Insignia, yet we don’t get a version similar to the OPC/VXR? It’s already got a turbo V6 w/ AWD, it’s just begging to be called the Grand National or GNX! Plus, they’re holding out on the wagon!!

And that’s just the curb weight! imagine the downforce produced at those speeds!!

It’s not thaaat hard to sell...to me.

The i8 has a 911 coming out of the rear, this has an upside-down Dodge Charger in the front!

...except the Ford Explorer!