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I can’t speak to 2016's AE, but I used to buy all my jeans there before I moved abroad, and 7+ years later, they still look great. I put those jeans through hell as well. They’ve just opened an AE in the UK and I’m super excited to investigate. (Ps. I’m also in my 30s, and I feel no shame)

I buy all of my jeans from there. They fit perfectly and no one can take that from me.

Michelle’s everything is incredible. I need that dress. I will never have an appropriate event to wear it to but maybe I can wear it to the play ground with my babies a la Mariah Carey some day.

Michelle’s hair is incredible.

wowwww.

Ok, but, like, home girl had a kid semi-recently. I get it. And it’s a really nice wrap dress robe.

I didn’t love this ad spot, but it’s been said before and still bears repeating: vote for your preferred candidate in the primary, but vote blue regardless in November. I’m so excited to have a chance to vote for Bernie on Tuesday, but I’ll also happily vote for Hillary in November if it means I get to vote against

Sadly, Jack Layton was so ill by then he probably never would have made it to the state dinner even if he had been elected.

Best looking first lady ever, right?

Michelle looks stunning. I love her hair loose with that neckline.

I one time checked my sons’s browser history. Yeah.

There’s so much easily accessible and free porn out there, I have a difficult time wrapping my head around why “booby streaming” is even a noteworthy thing. I’m saying this in regard to the influx of people that would potentially choose to watch the stream solely based on the fact that it features a pretty lady

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

Yes. Completely ineffective at stopping the abuse she and her children suffered. But they’re more than willing to punish her for protecting herself. From this view - it’s almost as if we want women and children abused.

It seems like the failure was more than just the law, but a society that seemed unable to offer this woman and her family safe and reliable options to report and escape the abuse for decades on end. And this is clearly not exclusive to France.

They are both idiots. What I will never understand of people who brake check...is the fact that they are willing to get into a high speed accident just to piss someone else off attempt to get someone to back off. I don’t understand the point of willingly jeopardizing your life because some assbag behind you wants you

eh even when i’m already 20 over, I still move when I see a line behind me. I’d rather follow somebody than be the one being followed.

There are no winners when two idiots with bad attitudes meet.

because they’re hyper competitive, aggressive assholes. They’re the same pricks who will speed up to get past you if you signal to change lanes ahead of them.

Why do people tailgate? When has a slow driver ever moved over because they were being tailgated?