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it’s such a ridiculous mind fuck. i love how the writers just.......dont care and do whatever the want. in the finale when kevin was back in the hotel room i started cackling

I didn’t know she had a new movie coming out, so when I first read the title of this post I thought the reference to “shitty Mother’s Day” was to the actual day, and that you were praising the magazine for not perpetuating the “Jen needs a baby” storyline that sells the tabloids.

I read “Cake” four times, and now I have to eat some. I couldn’t even finish the article. I just popped down here to quickly comment about cake, then it’s off to my fridge for some, you guessed it, cake.

Flopped down on the floor. It’s like a lying, gross, racist, bigoted dark star collapsed in on itself.

On the other hand...

On the other hand

It slaps him on the wrist! Come on, we all know how much wrist-slaps hurt. It’s a very sensitive area of the body, the wrist.

He sounds like a controlling misogynist. I’ve worked for people with personalities like that and as the articel reflects it’s all about maintaining control over the person. They thrive off of ruining someone else or making their life difficult. Unless someone above him boots him (i.e. what Sony is doing now), he prob

Because abusers can’t stand to see their victims gain any kind of control. He’d rather see her suffer than save face.

I’m sorry, I must be stupid.

His next demotion will be to RA in an all-girls dorm.

But she didn’t though. #pillowgate #conspiracytheories

100% uncontroversial take:

I’m sorry you’re a judgy asshole who shits on women’s choices.

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

Maybe it was a case of stand your ground? Mommy said it was nap time and the child felt threatened?

I wonder why the kid wanted to play with it?

And, the next time he asks to go to the Dairy Queen, she’ll go. Lesson learned.

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

The universe is rarely so lazy!